#9 - He is one of the only Doctors in town licensed to make “wise cracks!”
#8 - Dr. Blisko has been told that his writing is so voluminous it is as if he is selling words by the pound!
#7 - No Crescent shaped pretzel that crosses his path goes unstraightened!
#6 - Dr. Blisko resists checking his email so much that his friends call him “Horse & Buggy Blisko!”
#5 - Dr. Blisko eats at least 2 cloves of Garlic a day to help ward off his patients’ worst adversary “the Discus Thrower!”
#4 - Dr. Blisko has his patients sign a disclaimer before he does his “Swan Dive Adjustment” off a six foot ladder!
#3 - Dr. Blisko has convinced himself that he can fix your computer if it has a slipped disc!
#2 - Dr. Blisko’s biggest practice mishap occurred when Humpty Dumpty cracked up!
#1 - Dr Blisko has performed so many shovelectomies on people’s backs that he could open his own hardware store!